Golden Globe Predictions

As we get to the big night that wishes, with every ounce of its being, it were as big as the Big Night, I'm throwing out a few predictions. I'm only listing the predicted winners. If you want the nominations, you'll need to visit the official site of the Hollywood Far-out Picks Association.

Holy sh*t

BEST PICTURE, DRAMA: "The Social Network"
BEST PICTURE, COMEDY/MUSICAL: "The Kids Are All Right"
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Natalie Portman, "Black Swan"
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY/MUSICAL: Annette Bening, "The Kids Are All Right"
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Colin Firth, "The King's Speech"
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY/MUSICAL: Johnny Depp, "Alice in Wonderland"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christian Bale, "The Fighter"
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Amy Adams, "The Fighter"
BEST DIRECTOR: David Fincher, "The Social Network"
BEST SCREENPLAY: Aaron Sorkin, "The Social Network"
BEST ANIMATED FEATURE: "Toy Story 3"
BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM: "Biutiful" (Spain)
BEST ORIGINAL SCORE: Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross, "The Social Network"
BEST ORIGINAL SONG: "I See the Light," from "Tangled"  -- OR -- "You Haven't Seen the Last of Me" from "Burlesque."

I'm really hoping for that last one to go to "Burlesque" and thus maybe gift us with a Cher acceptance speech. It's bad enough we can't hear her sing (no performances at the Globes), and somebody's gotta give good speech, considering "T-Bone Streep" isn't up for anything.