In my review of "Water for Elephants," a film so bad you almost miss its technical beauty, I name-dropped art director David Crank (among others), but failed to mention production designer Jack Fisk, the industry whiz behind "There Will Be Blood," "Mulholland Dr." and Terrence Malick's most recent projects (including "The Tree of Life"). Alas, not even Fisk's good deeds go unpunished in a production that lumbers like a 9,000-pound...well, you know.
Want more wrath? Read my full review of "Water for Elephants," now online at SouthPhillyReview.com. CLICK HERE. (I wanted to adore it, cross my heart.)