'If I Were a Movie'

In one of multiple year-end articles, I put myself in the shoes of my favorite and most-detested films of 2010. So much fun was this exercise, I made it my Year in Review round-up for BucksLocalNews.com.

To read the article, and thus check out my Top 10 films of the year for the first of three times, CLICK HERE. Satisfaction guaranteed!

2010 - The Year in Review - Worst Movies

I think I'll let my boo (hehe) from "The Princess Bride" introduce this year's bottom-of-the-barrel cinema:

"Boo! Boo! Rubbish, Filth, Slime, Muck. Boo...Boo...Boo!!!"

It's true: these movies royally sucked. So much so that they get their own special year-end article from moi. To read all about it, in my special feature over at SouthPhillyReview.com, click the link below.
(Next week: the year's BEST.)

CLICK HERE

'Saw 3D' Review

This was, truly, an excrutiating film to sit through. The shallow slicing and dicing is easy to brush off once you exit the theater (which I did alongside a man of about 70 -- what did he think of it?!), but so many moments throughout are deeply sick and cringe-worthy. It feels like someone's scooping at your insides with a shovel.

Read my review of "Saw 3D," which I braved last week while visiting New York. It's now online at SouthPhillyReview.com. CLICK HERE.

'Resident Evil: Afterlife' Review

In the words of Agent Smith, "Why, Mr. Anderson? Why, why, why?"


Catch my review of the awfully unnecessary fourth installment in the sadly undead "Resident Evil" franchise over at SouthPhillyReview.com. CLICK HERE.

'Going the Distance' Review

Hey, Worst Movie of the Year! If you've not yet revealed yourself, meet your competition:


Look closer, Barrymore. The text says: "Not LMAO in your new POS movie."

Read my full review of "Going the Distance," now online at SouthPhillyReview.com. CLICK HERE.